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Two Drunks and a Dog
Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one...
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More Random Jokes
FAMILY BIBLE A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was...
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The Zen of Cat Bathing
The Zen of Cat Bathing Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in their saliva that works like new, improved...
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The Poor Turtle Joke (and more)
Poor Turtle A man was at the amusement park. He was trying the lottery, the arrow throwing and the shooting. At the shooting he scored and won a prize. They gave him a cute live turtle. Pleased he left...
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UK Classified Ads
UK Classified Ads These classifieds were really put in the paper - FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES....
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A Dog’s Diary
Copyright 2001 W. Bruce Cameron http://www.wbrucecameron.com ==> Please do not remove the copyright when you forward this essay!<== 5:30am: Started the day as a hero! When the sound of the...
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Politics Made Simple (Cow Model)
POLITICS MADE SIMPLE ____________________ Do you have trouble understanding politics? If so, the following primer (thanks to the Manitoban – University of Manitoba) should clear it up for you. No...
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Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run
I. DOORS: Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get door opened, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an...
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Rules for Dogs Who have a Yard to Protect
NEWSPAPERS: If you have to go to the bathroom while playing in the front yard, always use the newspaper that's placed in the driveway every morning for that purpose. VISITORS: Quickly determine which...
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The Origin of Pets
The Origin of Pets It is reported that the following edition of the Book of Genesis was discovered in the Dead Sea Scrolls. And Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me everyday....
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